Lelaki VS Perempuan

Feb 12
  • Otak si lelaki selalunya KOSONG.
  • Otak si perempuan sentiasa SERABUT.
  • Bila si lelaki keluar, dia tak suka si perempuan call / SMS banyak-banyak kali asking what/where/who questions. WHY? sebab dia dah bagitahu awal-awal pergi mana dengan siapa buat apa pukul berapa statements yang berbaur “Let me enjoy my freedom. Dont disturb me.”
  • Bila si perempuan keluar, dia suka call / SMS si lelaki banyak-banyak kali telling what/where/who stories. WHY? sebab dia nak si lelaki tahu yang walaupun dia sedang enjoy bersama rakan-rakannya, dia masih ingatkan si lelaki yang keseorangan di rumah dan mahu si lelaki menikmati saat-saat tersebut bersama-sama. macam “Im sorry i cant go out with you right now but we still can be together!” punya statement.
  • Lelaki tak suka cakap/beritahu/ulang perkara yang sama banyak-banyak kali. macam I love you forever and ever. And he mean it! so sekali cukup!tak payah ulang-ulang.
  • Perempuan suka dengar/kata perkara yang sama banyak-banyak kali. macam addicted to the magic words. kalau boleh setiap saat nak dengar si lelaki sebut I love you.
  • Lelaki cakap i will do anything for you. tapi macam “call/tell me when you really-really need me ONLY.” punya statement.
  • Perempuan cakap please do everything for me. tapi sebenarnya “I can do better than you but I just want to know whether you really want to do it for me or you just say it..” punya statement.

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One Response to “Lelaki VS Perempuan”

  1. non says:

    basz, mcm ni la exactly kak non tgh rasa.. adoi penat tau dak..kita tgh serabut dia ntah2 rilek je tade mende pon..huehue..

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